Club Underground: Old school!!

Justin and Mason,

Was searching through Club Underground for a bit, and found an ancient piece of history

I miss that place, and thought we'd laugh at the fun times we had.


Original message:

This is kind of a fun analogy I came up with last night. I thought people might like to read it =)

Feel free to leave your comments. Your own versions of this analogy are also welcome


If CU Was a Human Body

Nate would control the left brain.

Cassy would control the right brain.
(The whole "brains-behind-the-operation")

Nate would control the eyes.
(He sees what direction CU is headed in, watches the overall group operations, makes important decisions and keeps CU safe for everybody).

Audio would control the ears (We always like to hear from her and we listen to what she has to say).

Justin would control the mouth (Never hesistant to release a very lengthy explaination why Civic drivers are not considered human, and why Minnesota motorists should not be issued operator licences).

Mason & Shay would control the left arm.

Kelli & Sally would control the right arm.
(Assistant Managers make things work!)

The Members, Regulars, Hosts and Assistant Managers make up the heart of CU (We couldn't operate without the existence of one of these).

Newbies unfortunately take up the rear. Yes, newbies usually end up being the anus (No offense).

Kev and Steve control the legs (They offer help and valuable advice when we need it. They keep CU running)

Mason controls both feet (These feet tend to be extremely kick-happy. They help keep the group safe. They are a valuable line of defense for Club Underground and it's Members).

Again, don't ask where I got the idea. I thought of it, wrote it down and posted it today because I thought people might want to read it. Enjoy

Nate

End of Original message

_TV-MA_ : you really want to confuse a Minnesota Driver?
_TV-MA_ : go into the drivethrough in reverse
»ð®ûģ×вû§τ³« : lmfao
_TV-MA_ : yeah, you'll have 4 or 5 cars circling the building trying to find the entrance


_TV-MA_ : you wanna get rich, go to a MCDonalds and right in front of the drive through window... pick up all the change, since Minnesota drivers like to give roughly 3.5 feet worth of clearance between mirror, and drive through window


_TV-MA_ : and then there's that mall of #&%^$ America
_TV-MA_ : you want golden entertainment
_TV-MA_ : sit in the parking lot
_TV-MA_ : and just watch


_TV-MA_ : yeah, or better yet, rig up a fullsize remote control car...
_TV-MA_ : drive it off a cliff
_TV-MA_ : and i guarentee 8 or 9 minnesota drivers will follow


_TV-MA_ : and yeah, I love it when a Minnesota driver decides to parallel park
»ð®ûģ×вû§τ³« : might as well park where u are and go get some coffee
_TV-MA_ : my god
_TV-MA_ : 45% of inner-city backups are a result of a Minnesota driver trying to parallel park
_TV-MA_ : oddly enough instead of using the turn signal, they turn on their hazards
_TV-MA_ : ironically
_TV-MA_ : and forget to pay the meter, deciding they ever get in to begin with


_TV-MA_ : what is worse then a suicide bomber in Pakistan?
»ð®ûģ×вû§τ³« : a minnesota driver!
_TV-MA_ : a Minnesotan driving a Hummer
»ð®ûģ×вû§τ³« : lol close!
_TV-MA_ : LOL there appears to be a theme here
»ð®ûģ×вû§τ³« : lmao

LMFAO Good God I adore this thread.

LMAO....Good read!

i miss banning people

haha...exactly why you were "the feet" in my analogy!!

Lol, for the record...

I was »ð®ûģ×вû§τ³« and the man of the hour, Club Underground's best comedian, Justin was _TV-MA_

Ha!! I remember that... Minnesotans are so challenged at life...

So why should Minnesota outlaw the purchasing of GPS devices??? Because we are tired of pulling their cars out of the lake!!!

The History of Earth's great disasters...

The extinction of the Dinosaurs...

The great chill of the ice age...

Europe's devastating Black Death...

World War I...

World War II...

and finally...

The Minnesotan who tried to negotiate the roundabout...

LMAO!! I love ripping on Minnesota...and it is truly a blessing to know somebody who hates them just as much as I do!!!

The congressional earmark responsible for killing the most Minnesotans....


The bridge to nowhere...


Okay that one was bad... I'll admit.

Heh..still funny...somebody should write a book on Minnesota drivers. And include with it, full page color photos of stupid accidents

You should pull out some more goodies for us to comment on.

lol how about...

Idiot Pending Members!!

MercenaryMickey69
like to meet young girls

Yeah. Right. There's a word for you...what people call you..I think it starts with "pedo"...

bigsteel
I want to see want how low this place can go

WTF.

kikiboo
i wud lke 2 join 2 av a laff wiv people plz!! kel x

God no!!!


And there you have it, Monday's edition of Idiot Pending Members!!

Subject: Shaved or natural
Sent: 4/22/2006 3:47 PM MSN Nickname system_of_a_dwn911


Message:
Girls do u like ur guys shaved, trimmed or all natural? guys vice versa.


_TV-MA_
Kids these days...

Can't decide whether to "trim up" or "go natural."



LOL!!!

Ed3n1 : hi
RickyButcher4 : Hi
Ed3n1 : asl
RickyButcher4 : why dont you tell me yours then ill decide if i want to tell you mine
Ed3n1 : oh you wana play rough
RickyButcher4 : i never said i was playing anything
RickyButcher4 :
Ed3n1 : lol
Ed3n1 : ok then iwil tel you mine if you tel me yours
Ed3n1 : 14,female, NZ
RickyButcher4 : see that wasnt to hard
RickyButcher4 : lol
RickyButcher4 : to bad im 19 though
RickyButcher4 : lol
Ed3n1 : ioh
Ed3n1 : i mean oh
Ed3n1 : na you got to tel me yours now '
RickyButcher4 : i just did
RickyButcher4 : learn to read

LMAO!!


Kick-happy Mason!

Rickybutcher4 : just go
jschulte_44 : whats wrong? cant find it on google?
jschulte_44 : try altavista
jschulte_44 : try yahoo
Rickybutcher4 : never bothered to look
Rickybutcher4 : i know your bullshitting
jschulte_44 : that was my f**king car asshole
jschulte_44 : try it
jschulte_44 : i f**king dare ya
Host Rickybutcher4 kicked jschulte_44 out of the chat room: f**k off (Access ban set for 24 hours)

Im not lifting his ban until he learns to stop lying ! Nate i know your gonna agree with me on those terms !

Ah...the versatility of an mIRC bot...



Aliowls : immaturity really stands out in this group

Host Club Security kicked Aliowls out of the chat room: You Have Been Silenced Aliowls Don't Speak -#-( I have Kicked =37People )-#-

_0_Cassidy_0_ : wait i lied i am laughing at you
_0_Cassidy_0_ : hahahahaha silenced

Aliowls has joined the conversation.

Club Security : Aliowls Joined Club Chat At 21:12:20 CDT
Club Security : Times Visited: 5 Times

_0_Cassidy_0_ : dont speak
DJ_Enforcer : immaturity really stands out in u
DJ_Enforcer : this is for dissing american football
DJ_Enforcer : .kill

Host »мя•Қι¢қعя« kicked Aliowls out of the chat room: Aliowls , Go sandpaper the asshole of a crocodile in a phone booth. No0b. [I have Kicked =517people ]

_0_Cassidy_0_ : hahahahaha

Ok, I think this will be enough old school reading material for a while now


Roger Тaylor : i hate you all
RickyButcher4 : i hate you too
Roger Тaylor : RickyButcher4 do your parents abuse you?
RickyButcher4 : do yours ?
Fadе™ : pmsl..
Roger Тaylor : yes
Roger Тaylor : with sticks
RickyButcher4 : have you considered therapy ?
Roger Тaylor : RickyButcher4 i considered raping you
RickyButcher4 : spot the queer
Roger Тaylor : RickyButcher4 is that a new cool game we can all play?
RickyButcher4 : somebody teach this kid some comebacks lmfao
Roger Тaylor : L!O!L!O!L!OL!
Roger Тaylor : hi
Roger Тaylor : asl

Sweet lord the memories

just pray it isn't interspecies special hour

Gotta love those memories.. And we have a bunch of those from CU.