LMAO. Yes, I wrote this, and it was an incredibly long time ago, from my old forum Club Underground. I found it while diggin around...enjoy lol
1. Either the bulletins, the pictures, the IM or mail is ALWAYS down...but "gimme a few mins to fix it folks! :-) " LAME!
2. I could shower, take a nap, make some lunch and watch a movie. Then come back, and it still won't have logged me in.
3. Four Words: Server is too busy
4. "Cool New People"? No. Retarded drunk people who decide to put up unrecognizable pictures at 2:30 am? Yes.
5. Say "Myspace" while holding onto your tongue. Congratulations, you've succeeded in sounding like Tom.
6. Who cares about dumb emo bands called "Helmet" with the crappiest music, comedians with sound quality so horrible, that all you hear is feedback from the mic, and those Myspace "Secret Shows"...if I wanted to go to a freakin concert, I'd have tickets!!!!
7. Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.
This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group. (Who's this, Tom's grandmother?! FIX IT ALREADY!!!!!!)
8. Blogging. Ahhh...blogging. First off, if I was SO into Myspace that I had to "subscribe" to a blog so I could read it everyday, I would slap myself across the face and tell myself to GET A LIFE!!!!
9. I've wasted more of my time trying to LOG INTO Myspace. Then there's always the good ol' error message that prevents you from posting a "comment" or sending mail, then you have to type it all over again. Anybody ELSE sick of myspace?!