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PostSubject: Limericks! (stay clean, please)   Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:15 am

Just because they're so cool, I thought I would start a (clean) limericks thread. I've got a bunch. I didn't write any of them, of course.

there once was a young man from lyme
who lived with three wives at a time.
when asked "why the third?"
he replied, "one's absurd
and bigamy, sir, is a crime

there was a young man from Darjeeling,
who got on a bus bound for Ealing.
it said at the door
"don't spit on the floor"
so he carefully spat on the ceiling

there was a brave fllow named Gere
who hadn't an atom of fear.
he indulged a desire
to touch a live wire,
and any last line will do here

a mouse inher room woke Miss Dowd
who was frightened and screamed very loud.
then a happy thought hit her-
to scare off the critter,
she sat up in bed and meowed

a cat in despondency sighed,
and resolved to commit suicide.
she passed under the wheels
of eight automobiles
and after the ninth one she died.

there was an old lady from Rhyde
who ate some green apples and died.
the apples fermented
inside the lamented
and made cider inside her inside

there was a hillbilly named shaw
who envied his maw and his paw.
to share in their life
he adopted his wife
and became his own father-in-law

there once was a man named tribbling
who really liked basketball dribbling
he dribbled one day
in a busy freeway
now his sister is missing a sibling

there once was a lady named lynn
who was sunk in original sin.
when they said "do be good"
she replied "if i could
but i'd do wrong all over again"

and my favorite...

an epicure dining in Crewe,
once found a large mouse in his stew
said the waiter "dont shout
or wave it about
or the rest will be wanting one too"

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks! (stay clean, please)   Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:45 pm

LOL Nice!

Hmmmm I'll have to find some.

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks! (stay clean, please)   Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:02 pm

Th3_Void wrote:


there once was a young man from lyme
who lived with three wives at a time.
when asked "why the third?"
he replied, "one's absurd
and bigamy, sir, is a crime


This one is funny lol Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks! (stay clean, please)   Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:59 pm

yeah that was one of my other favorites.

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